Саженцы (Bad Seeds)

OneLab · Board game · 2026
2–4 15–20 min
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Our Verdict
RECOMMENDED

Ideal for fans of light games with hilarious themes and auction mechanics. A card game that turns gardening into a covert mission!

Highlights
  • Absurd humor and unique characters
  • Fast-paced, competitive bidding
  • Charming handmade art
  • Simple rules for family play
Keep in mind
  • Too random for strategy lovers
  • Limited as a quick filler
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About the game

What you do in a play session

Ever wondered why Grandma and Grandpa are always in the garden? They’re fighting veggie crime! In *Bad Seeds*, you’re an undercover gardener at a bustling vegetable market where even the most innocent seeds might be hiding shady secrets. Your mission: bid on suspicious seeds at auctions, plant them in your garden beds, and turn their bad habits into a bountiful harvest. With handmade needle-felted wool characters — like Koresh the tough tomato or a bodybuilder broccoli — the game blends absurd humor with set collection and auction mechanics. Get ready to haggle, plant, and prove you’ve got the greenest thumb in town!

Best player count

BGG community vote

2–4 players
2 OK
3 OK
4 OK

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Game details

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Categories

Families

Theme: Gardening
Publisher OneLab
Designer Dasha Pashko, Dima Pashko, Sasha Pashko
Artist Anna Tigleva

Frequently Asked Questions

Quick answers before you buy

5 questions
How many players can join?
2 to 4 undercover gardeners.
How long does a game take?
Quick as planting radishes: 15 to 20 minutes.
Is it hard to learn?
Nope! Simple rules make it great for beginners or casual play.
Who’ll enjoy this most?
Fans of light games with creative themes and auction mechanics.
What’s in the box?
Suspicious seed cards, garden beds, and needle-felted wool characters (yes, they’re adorable!).