Fugly's Mayhem Machine: Crime & Funishment

Fugly's Mayhem Machine: Crime & Funishment

Full Uproar Games · Board game · 2026
— Ludopedia — BGG 2–12 2–30 min
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RECOMMENDED

Fugly's Mayhem Machine is the perfect spice to turn any game in your collection into a chaotic and hilarious experience. Ideal for groups who don't take themselves too seriously, it adds creative punishments that guarantee laughs without changing the base game's rules. It's a universal expansion that shines through its simplicity and potential to create unforgettable memories among friends.

Highlights
  • Adds instant fun to any game
  • Highly portable and easy to learn
  • Blank cards for custom punishments
  • Works well with any player count
Keep in mind
  • May annoy players who prefer total seriousness
  • Relies entirely on the group's willingness
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About the game

What you do in a play session

Do you know that moment when a board game session gets a bit stale or you just want to add an extra layer of chaos and laughs to the table? Fugly's Mayhem Machine: Crime & Funishment is here exactly for that. This isn't a new game that requires hours of study; it's a 54-card deck of 'punishments' that you can mix into any title you already own. The concept is simple and brilliant: someone lost a round, someone got caught cheating, or the table just decided someone deserves a penalty? Just draw a card and see what happens.

The punishments vary wildly in style and duration. Some are quick and silly, like narrating the rest of the game as if you were an excited sports announcer. Others are a bit more persistent, requiring you to maintain a butler accent for the next few turns or make pig noises every time you touch a game piece. There are even some that follow you out of the game entirely, like being forced to answer to a ridiculous nickname chosen by your friends for the rest of the night. It's the kind of expansion that turns any serious eurogame into a night of uncontrollable laughter.

Beyond the 53 punishment cards ready for chaos, the box includes 15 blank cards. This is a masterstroke, allowing your group to invent their own crazy rules, tailored to the level of embarrassment you're willing to endure. The game is extremely flexible, accommodating 2 to 12 players without any effort, as it doesn't change the mechanics of the games you're already playing, just adds extra spice. If you're looking for an icebreaker or just want to punish your friends in creative and hilarious ways, this deck is a must-have. It's easy to carry, takes up no space, and ensures no game night is ever the same. Get ready for awkward and fun moments, because here, the crime always finds its punishment in a very funny way.

Best player count

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2–12 players
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Game details

Mechanics, categories, families and credits

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Misc: Universal/Rules-Neutral Expansions
Publisher Full Uproar Games
Designer Robson Teixeira, Shawn S Pollock

Frequently Asked Questions

Quick answers before you buy

6 questions
Do I need a base game to use this deck?
Yes! It is designed to be used as a supplement to any game you already own.
How many players can participate?
The deck works for 2 to 12 players, but the more people, the more chaotic and fun the table gets.
Do the cards change the base game rules?
No, they only add behavioral 'punishments' without interfering with the main game's mechanics or goals.
How long does a session last?
Since it's played alongside another title, the time varies depending on the game you choose.
Can I create my own punishments?
Absolutely! The game includes 15 blank cards specifically for you to unleash your creativity.
Is it suitable for children?
It depends on the punishment! Some require a certain level of maturity or lack of inhibition, so it's worth checking the cards beforehand.

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