We Didn't Playtest This at All — Prices

Ever wondered what a game looks like when it's designed with zero testing and maximum chaos? Look no further! 'We Didn't Playtest This at All' is a brilliantly absurd card game where the only goal is to win. Sounds easy, right? The catch is that every single opponent has the same goal, and they are all actively trying to ensure you lose in the most ridiculous ways possible.

The gameplay loop is lightning fast: you start with two cards, draw one on your turn, and play one. But the simplicity ends there, as the effects of the cards are pure anarchy. One moment you're fine, and the next you're being sucked into a black hole, chased by zombies, or forced into a sudden Rock-Paper-Scissors duel. To survive, you'll need to rely on the game's bizarre safety nets, ranging from high-tech spaceships and science to the surprisingly effective 'Kitten Ambush'.

The game leans heavily into its self-referential humor, featuring 'Star Cards' that are explicitly stated to be superior to everything else. It's a game of luck, timing, and laughing at the sheer unpredictability of the deck. It's the ultimate party game for those who enjoy 'Take That' mechanics and don't mind a bit of friendly fire. If you're looking for a deep tactical experience, keep walking; but if you want a fast-paced, hilarious experience where the rules feel like a suggestion and the outcome is always a surprise, this is the perfect fit. Get ready for short sessions, plenty of laughter, and the feeling that everything is spiraling out of control—exactly as the title promises!