Get ready for a good laugh with The Dick Sits, an adult card game that promises a hilarious and, let's say, rather... daring experience. The mission here is simple, but the path to glory is full of twists and turns: you are a butt with the sacred task of conquering all the Dicks around. How? Well, by stretching to the maximum and, of course, sitting on more Dicks than your friends! The game mixes dice rolling with managing cards from your "drawer" (which can be quite... interesting), testing your luck and timing. Each round, you decide whether to try your luck by sitting on a Dick, risking everything on the dice roll, or if you prefer to "shit" and clear the table for new opportunities. But beware, because while you're planning your move, other players are also setting up theirs with their drawer cards. Will you cruelly hinder an opponent or spread the chaos? Luck with the dice can help you or bring you down, and an unlucky roll might even make you lose your next turn. The first to reach the target score wins, proving who has the most skillful and lucky butt around. It's guaranteed fun for those who aren't afraid of edgy humor and mechanics that make you laugh.