The Goonies: Never Say Die

Funko Games · Board game · 2021
2–5 · best 3, 5 50 min Weight 2.4/5
7.8 rating Ludopedia
7.2 rating BGG
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7.8 rating Ludopedia
7.2 rating BGG
Our Verdict

If you love cult movies and detailed miniatures, you'll enjoy The Goonies' adventure vibe.

Highlights
  • Fun exploration
  • Detailed miniatures
  • Cooperative style
Keep in mind
  • Moderate learning curve
  • Longer playtime in some adventures
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About the game
In The Goonies: Never Say Die, players dive into an adventure setting that evokes the classic 80s film, but with a twist of strategy and cooperation. One player takes on the role of the dreaded Goondocks Master, commanding the Fratellis gang and the pirate One‑Eyed Willie, while the others become the iconic Goonies – Mikey, Mouth, Chunk, Data, and Sloth – who must solve puzzles, overcome traps, and gather treasure to save their homes. The game unfolds across nine distinct adventures, each featuring different maps, surprise events, and challenges that demand teamwork and strategy. Sculpted miniatures bring visual charm reminiscent of the film, while area movement and dice‑rolling mechanics keep tension high. Variable setup ensures each playthrough is unique, with scenarios, objectives, and player powers changing every time the table is set up. If you enjoy blending cult movies, detailed miniatures, and a good dose of group cooperation, this game will give you that Goonies jungle feel, facing challenges with friends.

The gameplay experience is balanced: the learning curve is moderate, but the variety of mechanics can take some time to master. Components are robust, with well‑detailed miniatures and high‑quality maps that lend a cinematic production touch. The game works well for groups of 2 to 5 players, with sessions lasting from 50 to 70 minutes depending on the chosen adventure. The theme is perfect for pop‑culture fans but also serves as an introduction for those wanting to try team games with exploration and event mechanics.

In short, The Goonies: Never Say Die delivers a fun mix of adventure, strategy, and miniatures, with the guarantee that each session will be different thanks to variable setup and multiple maps. If you love sitting down with friends and getting lost in a world of hidden treasure, this game is your next step toward adventure.
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Movies: The Goonies Players: One versus Many
Publisher Funko Games
Designer Chris Rowlands, Matt Christianson, Prospero Hall
Artist Damon S. Brown, Eric Hibbeler, Henning Ludvigsen
Frequently Asked Questions
How many players can play?
The game runs with 2 to 5 players, providing a balanced experience for both duos and larger groups.
What is the typical playtime?
Each adventure lasts between 50 and 70 minutes, depending on complexity and player count.
What is the difficulty level?
The learning curve is moderate; players need to grasp area movement, dice rolling, and event mechanics, but the rules are not overly complex.
What are the main components?
Eight sculpted miniatures, two adventure boards, event cards, dice, and treasure tokens.
Is it suitable for people who don’t know the movie?
Yes, the narrative is self‑contained and the characters have distinct personalities, so newcomers can dive in without prior film knowledge.
Do I need a translation to play in Portuguese?
The game is in English, but a partial translation exists; a full translation is recommended for non‑English speakers.
Are there expansions or variants?
There are currently no official expansions, but the variety of scenarios already provides plenty of replayability.