Unexploded Cow

Cheapass Games, Portal Games · Board game · 2001
6.2 Ludopedia 6.1 BGG 2–6 · best 4 25 min Weight 1.4/5
Buy · from US$ 6.25
6.2 rating Ludopedia
6.1 rating BGG
Our Verdict
FOR GENRE FANS

If you enjoy quick games full of luck with a bizarre and funny theme, Unexploded Cow might be your next pick! It's pure chaotic fun.

Highlights
  • Hilarious and original theme
  • Fast-paced and dynamic games
  • Easy to learn and play
  • Guaranteed chaotic fun
Keep in mind
  • High luck dependency
  • Little strategic depth
  • Theme may not appeal to all
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About the game

What you do in a play session

Welcome to Europe in 1997, where a mad cow crisis in England and the danger of unexploded bombs in France have created a... explosive situation! In Unexploded Cow, you and your most creative friends decide to bring these two problems together to see what happens, with a little financial incentive along the way. The idea is simple: gather your herd of cows, march them through France, and use them to disarm bombs. If all goes well, you'll return home rich before Greenpeace finds out about your wild plan. After all, who doesn't enjoy the idea of blowing up cows?

This is a "money game" where the goal is to accumulate points to win the pot. Each round, you spend money buying cows and activating special effects, but you try to recoup your investment by disarming bombs. Meanwhile, you earn points for liberating France from explosives. The player with the most points takes whatever is left in the pot. Unexploded Cow is the kind of game that shines in quick, chaotic sessions, perfect for those who enjoy a dose of luck and laughter. It's easy to learn and guarantees a blast, especially if you don't mind a bit of bovine mayhem!

Rules videos

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1 videos

Best player count

BGG community vote

2–6 players
2 REC
3 REC
4 BEST
5 REC
6 REC

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Game details

Mechanics, categories, families and credits

Families

Animals: Cattle / Cows Crowdfunding: Kickstarter Decades: The 1990's Digital Implementations: TableTop Simulator Mod (TTS) Theme: Anthropomorphic Animals
Publisher Cheapass Games, Portal Games
Designer James Ernest, Paul Peterson
Artist Cheyenne Wright, Mike O'Connor

Community

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4,154owners
163wishlist
20want to play

Frequently Asked Questions

Quick answers before you buy

6 questions
What is the average playtime for Unexploded Cow?
A game session lasts about 25 to 30 minutes, making it ideal for playing multiple times in a row.
How many players can participate?
The game is for 2 to 6 players, making it versatile for different group sizes.
Is it a difficult game to learn?
No, Unexploded Cow is quite simple and quick to learn, focusing more on fun and chaos than complex rules.
Do I need many components?
As a 'Print & Play' game, you will need to print and assemble the cards and other elements. There aren't many physical components beyond that.
Who would you recommend Unexploded Cow for?
It's perfect for those who enjoy games with luck, humor, unusual themes, and quick matches. Great for breaking the ice or for anyone wanting something light and fun.
Is the 'exploding cows' theme serious?
Not at all! The theme is purely comical and absurd, part of the game's charm and humor.

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